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Few Cards Short of a Full Deck

Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.

Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?

Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.

by DrHarley06 October 15, 2007

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You win a few, lose a lot

A more serious incarnation of the commonly used phrase "you win some, you lose some". "You win a few, lose a lot" is meant to express the feelings of constantly losing or being screwed over despite trying your best.

Guy 1:"Hey man what did you end up getting in your math class?"

Guy 2: "I bombed the final and got a D in the class."

Guy 1: "Damn well are you still going out with that girl you met a few weeks ago?"

Guy 2: "No she ended up going back to her ex. It's like they say you win a few, lose a lot."

by Jonan2012 December 21, 2011

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Break a few backs to get to the top

When you want to get somewhere in life or accomplish a life-long goal, sometimes, you need to do some bad or use people to get your way.

If you really want this badly, you gotta break a few backs to get to the top.

by Brainztorms January 24, 2017


drop off a few friends at the lake

To go take a crap/do #2/clean your colon/poop in the toilet/whatever other cliche term you want to call the expulsion of fecal matter out through your rear end as the final step of your body digesting the food you eat.

Oww, shit man it looks like I'm gonna miss part of the movie, 'cause I really need to go drop off a few friends at the lake!

by Mark H April 13, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


take care of a few things at home

It usually means you don't want to go and do something, but alternatively it can also means you have the shits and you're too embarrassed/professional to say it.

Hey boss, I'm going to work remote today. I have to take care of a few things at home.

by coconuthead99 September 12, 2014

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break a few eggs to make an omelet

To try something else, fail, then try again and maybe again until you actually succeed.

You need to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2022


few planets short off a constellation

not altogether sane, weird, eccentric, crazy

Tom Cruise is a few planets short off a constellation, what with his jumping on couches and whatnot.

by okami31 August 8, 2008

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