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Oklahoma is shaped as a short penis with a huge ball sack to go with it.
A Fiddler is one who usually plays flute-like objects. To fiddle, one must place the hand around the flute.
That being said, an Oklahoma Fiddler is one who places the hand around the flute that is shaped like Oklahoma a.k.a handjob giver.
Mark- Yo Steve, how far will Mary go?
Steve- Oh that bitch! I used to dip in that coffee if you know what I mean. She'll go pretty far, a definite Oklahoma Fiddler.
Mark- SWEET!
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The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.
Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler
Todd: Oh Boy!
A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.
Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.
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Being under the thumb of a girlfriend.
She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.
The sexual act of jumping ontop of someone named Bobby while playing the semen game. See SEMEN GAME.
We were so playing Prince of Persia when that bastard Joe yelled SEMEN and i was off on Bobby like nobody's business.
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A pedophile or a general insult
Your Dad is a cocktail sausage fiddler
an add on to i dont give a fuck
i dont give a flying fiddlers fuck if its bad week i want sex
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