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The literal embodiment of Cancer
John: Andrew what did Janice get you for your birthday
Andrew: She gave me Cancer
John: Why would she go out of her way to get you a fidget spinner when she knows that you don't like them?, what next? Is she going to dab in public?
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Someone who can't sit at the table to eat, always has to be doing something
Sheesh LeAnn, would you come back to the table.
Your such a fidget eater.
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I see a lot of people saying that they are for people with Autism, and me being slightly autistic, I really do like these things. While I don't go around playing with it all the time, every once in a while it's a great thing to just spin around.
And no, it's not just for Autistic people, it is also used as a stress reliever.
Fidget Spinners have been taken way out it's original intention by edgy idiots that think they are cool for having one.
I love Fidget Spinners for what they intend to do. I don't intend to use it for edgy tricks and all that stupid stuff.
It does it's job well, and it should be acknowledged, taking out the edgy teenagers and stupid trending stuff.
Me: I didn't even buy a Fidget Spinner, I got it as a gift. I like it anyways.
Edgy Teenager: Dude look at this Fidget Spinner, lets do some cool tricks with it and get tons of views on youtube!
Me: Just no...
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He’s a cringed kid that can spin fidget spinners at high speed to decapitate anyone who says he’s cringy. But I say he’s cringey, so I’m gonna die now.
Kid 1: That Fidget Kid looks really cringy...
*the kid dies by fidget spinners*
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The act of making out with the girl sitting on a countertop. Rubbing and groping is also implied.
Glenn tongue fidgeted Jeeny so hard, it knocked over the bowl of ready-to-eat pasta salad.
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A new, revolutionary sex position in which the male lays flat with an erect pene while the female positions herself in cowgirl position, then proceeds to lay flat on top on the male, spread her arms and legs out wide, then the male uses his hands to spin her around the axis of his phallus, imitating the movement of a fidget spinner on the tip of a person's finger
"David tried the fidget spinner on me last night and it was spectacular."
"I stubbed my toe on a dresser doing a fidget spinner on Tanner."
"My dick felt like it was being drilled into a sponge when Sheila did the fidget spinner on me."
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When you sue the yeets and fidget with your spinner
Yeets and fidgets I’m gonna sue