pubic figure

A public figure, but more hairy.

Damn, look at all the important people working in the White House, they must be deemed pubic figures... at least the hairy ones.

Father Figure

A non-existent, popular character who is rarely to be seen.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.

Gigachad: My dad is cool.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.

Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.

SiX fiGuRes

I WaS onLy FouR¡¡¡

Friend: h-

You: SiX fiGuRes I WaS onLy FouR¡¡¡

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Figure It Out

To Figure It Out is to FIGURE IT OUT SON! When you don't put forth common sense or just act stupid; you are told by the teacher to FIGURE IT OUT. Then you don't respond and get busy trying to FIGURE IT OUT SON!

Student 1: I Don't know what do do.
Marx: FIGURE IT OUT SON!
Student 1: <tries to figure it out!>

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no father figure

its mean your dad left you

You have no father figure.

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figured it out

When an individual transitions from average looking to respectfully attractive within the span of a year.

Guy 1: "Did you see Natalie today? She really figured it out!
Guy 2: "I know! When did she get so hot?

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Figurative language

Funny words which mean you're saying something you don't literally mean.

English teachers like to give you nice terms like "Figurative language". It's just useless new names for things you already know.

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