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When you are practicing how to play something on an instrument that has buttons without actually playing the notes
Johnny was fingering the notes while the band teacher worked with the other people on their part.
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my horny sister stole my dildo and my boy friend is out of town so i was fingering myself last night
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Slang for showing someone the middle finger.
Originally a taunt created by the English. During wars between the French and the English, the French would cut of the English captives' middle fingers to disable their bowmen. English bowmen would show French soldiers their middle finger to mean, "you didn't get me."
Eventually evolved (in America only) to mean "Up yours," and later switched definitions to "F*** you."
That bastard gave me the finger!
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When a guy puts his finger(s) inside a girl's vagina and slides it up and down, thinking the girl enjoys it, when in reality it often hurts, and you should just let the girl hump you. It will save you the effort and make her cum a lot faster.
Man: "oh baby you are so hot...*insert fingers*
female: "Ouch, fingering hurts me. I'll show you what I really like" *Climbs on top and grinds vagina into dick*
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Noun-A FAKE ginger; as in a person who dyes their hair & is not naturally red-headed.
Guy: OMG I love redheads!-Are you a natural ginger?
Girl: No, I just dye my hair.
Guy:Oh...I don't do fingers....I like my bitches without souls
(walks away)
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In Linux, *nix, finger is a program you can use to find information about computer users. It usually lists the login name, the full name, and possibly other details about the user you are fingering. These details may include the office location and phone number (if known), login time, idle time, time mail was last read, and the user's plan and project files. The information listed varies, and you may not be able to get any information from some sites.
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An act that started when a man in bed with a woman, reached down to adjust his condom
Fingering is related to fisting, forking, and footsies.
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