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What happens when you get a blow job, and you end up ejaculating so much, that the cum, reaches your arm pit.
Occasionally, it has been known to get in hair as well.
Dude, did you pull an angry fireman last night?!
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When you are getting on with a fire fighter and shit gets so crazy, you break your foot.
Whenever it's going to rain, the old fireman fuck foot acts up.
"Party like a Fireman" is a quote from "The Wrestler" a movie made in 2008 starring Mickey Rourke. Here is what is happening: There is a famous wrestler. After 10 years, he's (kind of) retired. A (fan)girl of his asks if he wants to party. He asks "How do you want to party?" She says "Let's party like a fireman!" Then, you see him and her, in the bathroom, humping fast, standing up.
Let's Party like a Fireman!
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A fireman's blow job is when you receive some mouth lovin' while your shoes, pants, and underwear are still around your ankles, so that when the blowing has come to an end, you can pull them up and get on with your bidness.
I just got an awesome Fireman's Blow Job from my lady friend.
We only have 5 minutes, how about a fireman's BJ?
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Any person who joins a fire department to look cool, but doesn’t actually do any work or contribute anything meaningful to the department.
Oh great, the t-shirt fireman got on.
an extremely gay child that is a fireman and has a big co- house yes house
''gay alpha fireman'' ... ''cool''
Fireman Dream
1. A dream that someone has held since a toddler, young adolescent, or teenager that has a high chance of being forgotten with age, or is impossible to reach.
Speaker: "Dude, I love gaming. Becoming a game designer has always been my Fireman Dream."