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Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.
Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"
Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"
A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore
Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"
Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin
Describes a rolled 20 in Dungeons & Dragons that was not a natural 20
DM: What did you roll?
Me: A flaccid 20
Flaccid: lack of enthusiasm for life in general
" he went flaccid at the idea of participating in life; his backbone joined the lifeless fleshy patch where his penis used to be...now just a pool in front of him representing his also flaccid destiny."
My fucking dick was soft okay?
My dick is flaccid after seeing my moms breast
Lacking in strength, firmess or resilience. A person displaying weakness or lack of resolve.
That flaccid bastard isn't coming out tonight. You're being such a flaccid tonight.
Fresh, clean, snazzy, just a way to describe someone who's lookin fresh
Whats up, lookin flaccid my guy