florida

America's wang (see: America's wang)

Homer simpson: We can't go to Florida... thats America's wang! *points at the dick-like state of Florida*

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florida

n. An absolute mess.
v. To ruin things for others, by being an absolute mess.

DeSantis' drunk mistress was florida all over the inauguration party.
His best man was so drunk he florida'd that speech about the groom's sexcapades.
The state of Florida really florida'd another election with another florida of a recount.

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florida

The only state in the U.S. where the number of natural disasters in a year is more than the number of smart politicians.

Hurricanes or morons? People of Florida have to pick their poison, sometimes even both.

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Floridaing

To do Florida type things

Floridaing is great, I can’t wait to wrestle an alligator and eat publix fried chicken

not in Florida

1. Tripping; in an altered state of mind. The emphatic form is "totally not in Florida", equivalent to tripping balls. The association of Florida with a normal state of mind could itself reasonably be considered the result of consuming controlled substances.

2. In a generally disagreeable situation. See also: fucked.

"You guys, the bed just melted and turned into a thousand snakes, and then a herd of pink elephants flew by the window!"
"Oh boy, Dan is totally not in Florida right now."

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florida

Southernmost South Eastern state in the Union. This place is absolutely gorgeous, great fishing and golfing. Florida is the gateway to discovery and I love almost every part of it, especially the Keys where the immortal Hemingway used to roam.

Do like Jimmy Buffett and live your floridays, blues skies and ultraviolet rays

Florida is the golf capital of the world.

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florida

God's waiting room

Brother 1: "Well, Grandmas moving to Florida."

Brother 2: "Yep, she had a good run."

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