food

Made for eating. That's it.

If you get some food, here's an idea: Try eating it instead of throwing it at someone. Maybe then all of the work put into preparing your lunch for your greedy ass wouldn't be in vain.

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food

A common texting mistake on smartphones: a user may type food instead of good (auto-correct immune).

It has now become mainstream, people opting to use the word food as an adjective instead of good.

"Raz is a real food guy"

"How food is the weather today?!"

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food

Only the best thing in the fucking world.
Not only is it good, but it makes your tummy feel good.
Plus you can't live without it, that's how fucking great it is.

Guy 1: Would you rather date Megan Fox, or have endless supply of food?
Guy 2: Megan Fox .. LOL jk, food ftw. ;)

Guy: I'm hungry.
Girl: Eat some food!
Guy: Good idea make me a sandwich bitch.

Girl: I'm gonna go eat some yummy food.
Stomach: YAY!
Tastebuds: YUM!

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foodness

Eating stuff. Stuffing your face.

Why werent you there?
...Foodness.

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foode

A first order ordinary differential equation - that is, an equation that relates a function of one variable and it's first derivative in some way.

"Why Elwood, how do I find the solution to dy/dx = y/x?"

"Well that's a simple matter, Eleanor, though I know not why a woman such as yourself would have an interest in maths. That is an example of a separable first order ordinary differential equation, or separable FOODE. Rearrange to get (1/y)dy = (1/x)dx, and integrate both sides to get lny = lnx + c. You may then solve for y, yielding y = xexp(c), where c is an arbitrary constant of integration. Noting exp(c) is itself an arbitrary constant, you may simplify to y = kx. So dy/dx in that differential equation is the derivative of any straight line that passes through the origin."

"Gadzooks! It is far more elementary than I at first had imagined. Now let us get in this motor coach and ride blissfully towards the sunset."

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food

A code word for weed, use it when your mum is in the room...widely used in a group of my friends.

Usually very difficult for "the man" to decipher if its used correctly (correct use shown below).

Stoner 1 "Dude, I'm starving, let's get some food"
Stoner 2 "Yeah, there's this great food shop down my road, let's go eat till we're sick"

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Fooding

Getting food from restaurants for free

Pigeon monster: I don’t get paid until tomorrow think I may go fooding for dinner.