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Shitty trucks and cars that have been recalled more times than I can remember.
Some dude: I bought a Ford.
Me: Take it back, and get something else that doesn't have a blue oval.
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Friendz don't let friendz drive fords!
i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford
-Ew u got urself a ford?! you can't drive that give me the keys!
-no u just want to drive it
-i am your friend and i hate to do this but i am going to have to beat u up steal the keys and throw them down the sewers
1 hr later the ford explodes
(LoL)
-thx man u saved my life
-hey, thats wut friendz are 4!
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A car that breaks down literally in the middle of the street, and needs to be rebooted (esp. in the 70s)
My Ford stalled in the middle of Wacker Drive in Chicago.
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better and faster than your p.o.s. GM, and they look much,much better
That ford is so much quicker than my GM
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Failed On Race Day
Found On Road Side Dead
On South Park Kenny Dies all the time cause he's parents drive a ford!!!!
best car ever '69 Camero SS with a 572 under the hood.good night mustang
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Found
On lease by
Retarded
Dipshit
they fuckin suck...
Look at all the cars and trucks on the side of the road...they are all fords...
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