A game that is complete dogshit. Experienced player's are called "Sweats" and would build the fucking empire state building when they get shot
The game that you won't be able to win once ever.
Your Friend : yo, wanna play fortnite?
You : Go Suck You're moms dick you ugly ass nigga
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1. A free game played by gay cock munchers who get no pussy what so ever...
2. The game that reminds you that your goals will never be achieved.
Fortnite... I know you played it before... its okay.. I guess...
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Something that only the lowest and loneliest of virgins play
Friend: I won in fortnite
Me: *sigh* you poor little child
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The number 1 leading cause of suicide.
Do not play it if u rage because u will probably die by a four year on his mums iPad and start screaming no u tolu at your screen.
Pro fortnite players include EddieTheEgg501 and thatβs it.
Go die if u are an eight year old with a fortnite YouTube channel.
Fortnite will eat u for dinner in a cupboard and that cupboard is on drugs that were sold by an ant and that ant had Ebola and that Ebola was from t series
Obese child: mummy I want to play fortnite
Retarded mum: no u tolu
Obese child: mummy are u proud of me I got a number one victory royale
Retarded mum: btw ur adopted
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A decent game ruined by it's fandom of 8 year olds
Normal Person: Yeah Fortnite's an OK game
Toxic people that ruin the game: HA HA U SUK GET REKT I'M ONLY 7 AND I STILL BEET U HAHAHAHAHAHA LEMME STEAL MY MOM'S CREDIT CARD AND BUY V-BUCKS BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE
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A ripoff of Minecraft Hunger Games
Me: Fortnite is just a MC Hunger Games ripoff
Fortnite Fans: NO MINECRAFT IS A FORTNITE COPY
Me: You know the release date? Get out my life.
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