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Verb. A sexual act in which you make love to your mother from behind (Freudian) whilst simultaneously eating your fathers jizz off of her lower back (barbecue)
"what did you get up to last night?"
"I went home and had a Freudian barbeque with my folks"
"Nice"
An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended
Her Freudian spasm caused her to add an extra 'k' at the end of her 'kk' message.
When you're trying to prove something to someone and immediately do something to prove how right they are and just how wrong you are.
Girlfriend: (Crying) You need to get your shit together. I love you and can help you, because you're not doing very well on your own!
Me: I'm an independent adult capable of making my own choices. I don't need your help or opinion to get through the day. (Immediately drops a full can of wet cat food in between the couch cushions.)
Girlfriend: Classic Freudian Fuckup.
Freudian Glide - Using a Freudian Slip on purpose.
Ex: You're gf calling me Daddy.
Your Girl friend Can Freudian Glide her lips 💋 better than your mom.
When you are making yourself a mixed drink and because of current life situation, you mix a triple when you intended to mix a single because your “Id” took over.
Well I was having a rough weekend with the in laws but after I Freudian poured a couple G &Ts life got lots better.
A non-sexual act where you accidentally jam your head in the hole of your mother. I mean, when you accidentally stick your head in the hole of a giant wheel of swiss cheese.
The room is so small and stinky it feels like I'm having a Freudian Swiss.
Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.
My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.