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A day to celebrate about the day when Keiko was spammed by an anonymous on secreto. Keiko deserves it, as Keiko has said slurs she cannot reclaim, cheats on her boyfriend (which is a double sin, knowing she's MUSLIM) and many other stuff. Fuck Keiko day!
"Yo dude! Did you know that today is National Fuck Keiko Day?"
"Oh my god really?! I've been waiting for this day!"
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April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day
Hey bro today's national fuck off day
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On December 18th it's the national Fuck the Canadians Day where you can harass the Canadians freely and there is nothing they can do about it.
Mike: Hey bro do you know what day it is ?
Kevin: Yeah December 18th, Fuck the Canadians Day.
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On July 19th it is national fuck a femboy day. A date in which all femboys are granted a pass to have sex with anyone as long as they consent.
Guy 1: "dude tomorrow is fuck a femboy day"
Femboy: "I cant wait UwU"
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Fuck a Friend day is on April 09th.
It is the Day you should fuck a Friend of Yours.
What Day is on April 09th? Fuck a Friend Day!
This is a new official holiday on the 21st January every year.
Anyone is allowed to fuck the king on this day.
Hey,did you know Fuck the King Day is today?
Yeah, I'm ready!
Find a friend and fuck em hard 🤤🥵
Hey Jenna you wanna fuck for national fuck a friend day
Jenna: of course Ryan can't wait
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