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Fucks

Fucks are a delicacy revered by the Boy Cunt Crew. They are supplied by an eddorker who collects them from roadside rubbish bins. The Boy Cunt Crew generously hand them out to anyone in their path. They prefer to be the secret benefactor of fucks, denying that they give them out to anyone.

I don't have any fucks to give.

by Kung Of The Duckheads June 6, 2019

74๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


but...fucking

a conjunction, very funny when you point it out as they pause before continuing on with their sentance. usually used by someone who interjects the f-word or varients of the f-word into every sentance.

sarah: i was going to go to school today but...fucking -
rachael: really BUT FUCKING, that sounds like fun.
sarah: eew! gross! no i was too hung over to go. shut up kayce.

by KaceUm April 26, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fucked

An expression said by people around the world when they let it be known that something of value is now worthless, broken, no longer any good, torn up, broken-down, trashed, inoperative, ruined, shot, destroyed, no longer working, no longer effective, of no use, has no value any longer.

(Saturday)
Todd: Can I borrow your new wheelbarrow?
Carmen: Ok, be sure to clean it out before you bring it back, itโ€™s new!
(Three weekends later)
Carmen: Todd, where is my wheelbarrow you borrowed, can you bring it back?
Todd: Yea, I brought your wheelbarrow back, itโ€™s in my truck but you will have to go get it out my back hurts. I have been riding the tow motor all week at work, and I had to watch my momma cut my grass this morning, so my back hurts; my back is fucked.
Carmen: What is that in my wheelbarrow? I said; clean it before you bring it back.
Todd: Well hell Carmen, I canโ€™t do everything, and I canโ€™t get that out, that is dried concrete. Me and my buddies went to drink some beers, smoke some weed, and I forgot about it. Just use it like that.
Carmen: Todd, you owe me a new wheelbarrow, that one is completely fucked with that dried concrete in it and it was brand new.
Todd: Hell, Carmen you know I canโ€™t afford a wheelbarrow that is why I borrowed yours. It is your fault is it fucked anyway, you let me borrow it!

by Billy BullSchitter April 22, 2016

23๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck fuck

fuck two or several times

I've fucked fucked...

by jjj August 30, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


fucked

What this country is for the next 4 years.

With George W. Bush as President, the United States is fucked.

by I Voted for Kerry November 3, 2004

8290๐Ÿ‘ 2565๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck

The only word in any language that can be used as any part of speech. As a verb or adjective, can be used to mean anything whatsoever.

Fuck.

Fuck!
Fuck?
Fuck...

All have separate meanings

by FuckyMcFuckface June 14, 2017

60๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


the fucking

When your day is going just to well but you know something bad is going to happen.

โ€œSteven your boss needs you he said itโ€™s importantโ€

โ€œOh there it is the fucking...โ€

by Marieky05 February 12, 2019

138๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž