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The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"
Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"
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put ur dick and/or stuff up a fine girls ass and do not take it out.
johnny is fucking sally up the ass with a big pickle.
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A very good ice breaker, shit stopper or when you feel like being random.
Buddha: want to fuck my ass!?
GINGER : WTF!!
ramdom chick: fuck yeah!
It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.
A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.
B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.
In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
(Adjective)- Whilst being annoyed while playing popular first person shooters thoust shall lose in fair fight and blame the game, or shall shout at TV that is not listening to said players rage and say "That's fucking gay ass shit!"
*While using shotgun at close range* How'd he kill me with that shotgun!? I'm using the same gun and he beat me! How!? That's fucking gay ass shit right there."
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sum one so shitty only these 4 words can ex plane it
your a fuck shit ass bitch
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On april 11, you are legally allowed to anally penetrate Sergio Fernandez butthole. This only happens once a year so make sure to be lubed up.
"Oh shit there goes Sergio with the fat ass, let's anally rape him" "Its Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day, lube yourself "
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