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A mormon woman who sells her virginity on Ebay.
Damn Jovan, I bought the hottest funeral potato last week!
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When you cum in a girl's mouth, then have have her drink a shot of fireball that has ben lit on fire.
I got the girl I met to do a viking Funeral the other night.
masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice
hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.
1. A gaggle of smokers or 2. a stinky bar or chokingly toxic apartment.
1. Hold your breath, skunk funeral comin' up. Or: let's split this stinkin' skunk funeral.
A drive-by shooting at a funeral, typically when the deceased being memorialized has also been murdered in a drive-by or gang-related event
I rolled with some Crips down to a Crenshaw funeral. Never saw so many men slaughtered.
When two people have sex while crying due to their relationship ending.
Oh man I broke it off with Wendy and we decided to have a wet funeral as a final goodbye.
When you are attending a funeral with your closest relatives and you whip your dick out and it turns into a pornhub-like scene of a family orgy taking place. It only ends when the deceased person has came.
I work at a funeral home and I witnessed a funeral bang last week. I was disgusted.