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Looks like lord farquaad from shrek but shorter. has no boobs and is basically a small hamster that can do math. i don’t know what’s worse, her sweatstains or her ability to throw a football correctly. can be a bitch at times, and by times i mean all the goddamn time.
dude: guess who saw one of the characters from shrek?
dude 2: you? and where?
dude: i saw lord farquaad in the hallway!!
dude 2: bro... that is gaby!!! xd rawr
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Gaby is the girl who makes you smile beyond belief. Gaby is the girl who can make you happier than all the money in the world. There's not a single thing she can do that would make you doubt her love. She's caring but sarcastic and sarcastic but goofy. She is always ready to comfort you and be there for you no matter what because when she cares about you, there's nothing that can get in the way. Her memory is long so don't do her wrong, but if you treat her right then the only thing in her memory will be the good times. She'll love you even when you don't love yourself. And sometimes that love is all you need. :)
Gaby, you've changed my life. You make me the happiest man alive.
gabi is literally a mother to you, she is always there for you and always makes your day better, you can always trust gabi, never lose a friend like gabi shes the best-
how is gabi?
a male baby that you can already tell is going to be gay when he grows up
dude did you see her kid the other day? what a gaby
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a type of dominican gerbil bred in miami dade college. the are distinguished by their colorful yellow streak in their hair. be aware they have the ability to chew through various metals. they have been known to chew thru elevator doors.
yesterday i caught a gaby chewing my car door.
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