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When you rub someone’s stomach while it is aching and a loaf of poop pops out unexpectedly. The Poop Genie is similar to a genie in a bottle it appears when you rub the abdomen, but the wishes that come with this genie are the ones you don’t want.
She was rubbing my sore stomach and the Poop Genie suddenly appeared.
Magical substance that is excreted after several correct pokes in the delicate part of a lady garden.
Girl: There you got it, keep going.... O M F'ing G! You made Genie Juice!!
A type of sex move involving a ball gag and a buttplug (preferably those believed to contain genies). When worn the genies will have no way of escaping the body and will, in effect, kiss inside the person. Because of a lack of real genies, the move is mainly symbolic and does not contain any magical elements. Wishes are sadly not included unless your wish is to preform the genie kiss, in which case consider the wish already granted.
Bro wanna get kinky and have a genie kiss?
Oh hell yeah bro, I already have the ballgag.
A Camera Genie, is a female who takes pictures and selfies at those "magic" angles and applies certain effects or really shitty photoshop to presto change-o into a hot chick, but is really a duck billed platypus looking ho upon encountering in person.
Luke: "Yo so I met that chick that hit us all up on facebook finally, she actually showed up."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."
Someone who hacks Facebook accounts
Dude, someone hacked my Facebook and made my status "Love is my weapon!" fucking Facebook Genie hacked me again.
A reverse genie is when you rub something hard and something goes back in instead of coming out. Most commonly found in the bedroom when instead of ejaculating from the penis a man actually sucks in.
"I was going so hard I did a reverse genie"
When your relaxing on the couch and let out an SBD, but it doesn't disseminate. Instead, it forms an invisible solid rancid vapor shaft that lingers in one spot, rarely moving thus forcing you and any bypassers to waft in the skanky, dank, wet odiferous fumes of the fart genie.
To the exotic sounds of eastern music, my ass queefed and released a shaft from ceiling to ground; an invisible fart genie that belly danced its way around the room, stopping in the hallway and choking to death any bypassers.