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Glock Dookie is a weapon used in jail that contains shit, piss, cum, snot, puke, etc. usually stuffed in a condom or container that can project the liquid.
Tyrone was acting up so I had to hit him with the glock Dookie
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1) verb- Drop a glock (or drop the glock, or whatever) has a similar meaning to bust a cap. The word comes from the streets. Gangstas in some areas will tuck or strap a handgun, usually a nine or glock, in their sleeve, up by their shoulder. If a situation arises where a gun is needed, the gangsta can snap his arm in a downward motion, thus freeing the gun and letting it slide down into his/her hand. Now the gangsta is ready to bust a cap.
2) verb- Used as a threat implying that the person is willing to do what the above definition describes.
The rival gang member pulled out a nine so Jon was forced to drop a glock to protect himself.
Fool : "Man, your momma is fat."
P.I.M.P. : "Yo Fool, don't make me drop a glock on you!"
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The "cock and glock" is an iconic sex move where after having sex with your girlfriend (cocking her), you just fucking shoot her in the head with a glock.
Not to be performed. Ever.
"What happened to Stacy?"
"Oh, I cock and glocked her.
"Oh."
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A fake gun, clearly and concisely defined in the first post above. However, some people apparently cannot read (or refuse to actually read the entire definition before posting one of their own), and fail to grasp the basic concept of satirical humor.
"I go on Urban Dictionary and half-ass read the definitions of things like "Glock 7"; I then write a juvenile response, effectively making myself look like a "pinhead".
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The glock 17 is short recoil, floating barel, semi automatic handgun. The weapon has gained popularity, from widespread use in cinama, and is caried by most law enforcemnt, for it's hi capacity of ammunition it can deliver. Glock is the name of the comany based out of Austria. The 17 comes from the seventeenth patent awarded to Glock.
The police officer aimed his glock 17 in the air, and away from the suspect.
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An orifice that holds one or more Glocks.
A place to store your Glock in the big house.
Another term for prison wallet when used for firearms storage, specifically Glocks.
Patrick, is that a Glock in your Glock Pocket or are you happy to see me?
The term used to describe when a person, generally the perpetrator of a situation, uses a Glock-manufactured firearm to hit a victim, usually with the butt or barrel of the firearm in question.
Oh shit dude! Our home boy just got Glock-Knocked!