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N.: The sexual act of self mutulating one's scrotum by cutting off the ears of a dog and stapling them to the scrotum, thus making what looks like the tail of Japanese gold fish. (Or Coy Fish)
Guy:"Wanna see my rare fish from japan?" Girl:"Ok." Drops pants Girl"Oh my!" Guy: "it's a Japanese Goldfish!"
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I have goldfish memory, I only retain information for 5 seconds, then it is ... what was I saying?
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Furious Goldfish - (Noun) - Someone whose ego causes them to argue against whatever their opponent is saying, even if it goes hand in hand with what they just acknowledged as being true, because they're simply too proud and angry to accept defeat. A furious goldfish appears to have an extremely short memory, akin to that of goldfish (short enough to cause them to forget and argue against their whole point in an instant), hence the "goldfish" portion of the term.
Original anecdote quoted from xoJane's blog:
"BIGOT: "Homosexuality isn't NATURAL. God didn't design two male lions to hump each other. It flies in the face of nature and the beautiful natural order of things, reflected in the animal kingdom since time began."
SOME PERSON: "Well, you know, there are many documented cases of animals engaging in homosexual behavior."
BIGOT: "Oh, the gays are proud of being like ANIMALS now?! You also see dogs licking their butts, should we all do THAT, too?!"
It's like ... can you not even ... follow ... your own logic?!? Is your memory that short?! ARE YOU LIKE A FURIOUS GOLDFISH?!"
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Your girlfriend is in the bath tub, you are positioned on the toilet or adjacent piece of furniture. You proceed to pleasure yourself reaching climax, letting your tasty flakes fly into the water to be devoured by the waiting mer-woman.
Hey baby would you be interested in feeding the goldfish?
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Where someone swallows a goldfish whole without the need of water or choking. It can be any size and bought at a local pet store. This also needs to be a real live goldfish, not dead or fake. It's slimy and gross, if you want to be dared to do it go ahead, and it's easier than cinnamon ;)
Person 1: I dare you to do the goldfish challenge!
Person 2: WTF is that?
Person 1: Swallow a live goldfish whole!
Person 2: What do I get?
Person 1: A goldfish in your stomach.. and 5 dollars if you can do it without throwing up
Person 2: OKAY! :D
(Also goldfish are quite big)
Person 2: *chokes* ahh can't.. ahh breathe! *chokes*
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A Turd, as seen floating around the mouth of the River Mersey.
I just dropped a Liverpool goldfish and it was as big as a baby's arm.
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