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1. someone who is very stupid or unsanitary
2. something that is very unsanitary or unhygienic
1. "That guy/girl is 'gonk' "
2. "the school bathrooms are 'gonk' "
Valuable loot/treasure or gear, generally better or a higher tier piece equipment that you currently have equipped.
“Let’s drop at the military base, that’s where you find all the best gonk!”
African tribesman whom makes native calls to his people
theirs are gonk leader
A scottish word for blow job. Heard specifically in the scottish tv series 'chewin the fat'
When your body ejects a massive fart abruptly through your fart hole such that it sounds like a car horn.
My buddy Tom woke up with a wicked hangover and before he could get to the bathroom to fart on the toilet water, he gonked so loud it broke a few windows and set off some car alarms. In fact, nobody could believe the size of that gonk. Years later GonkFest was conceived to celebrate big gonks. And friends gathered to gonk their tits off.
To be taken by surprise in a funny way
That stormtrooper got gonked when he hit his head on the door