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Completly miserable, and watching porn 24/7
Example, my friend Anton is a big fat gooner
A soul bereft of fair damsels and frequently participates in the sinful act of gooning
Person 1: "thou art a gooner?"
Person 2: "Aye, verily I am."
Person 1: "It is of no wonder that you are maidenless..."
Someone who drinks goon aka cask wine (box wine)
Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.
Person one: …yeah, Mike is a real gooner
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.
When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off
Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts
the act of posting suggestive or NSFW media to attract gooners, usually a picture of someones body, or a lewd caption
guy: imagine gooner trapping in 2024 that was so last year