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The excrement build up that accumulates when you don't clean your toilet for a couple weeks.
"We've gotta do something about the crapper – it's got poo gremlins."
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v. When you are fucking a little girl that resembles a gremlin or hobbit in the ass then you throw her out the window.
(in case of a major gremlin, ignore first step and just chuck her ass out the window)
Last weekend this fuckin gremlin ruined my NHL06 game with 5.4 seconds left so i gremlin tossed that little bitch.
Shut your mouth before i gremlin toss you from 3B.
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the things that cause you to lose internet connection mid instant messanging...
a: hi
b: hi
#a is now offline#
#a is online#
a: f**kin internet gremlins raping my connection
b: lol
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The little hairs that dwell in your gouch. They are almost impossible to remove via scissors or razor. They sit and sit and don't get any bigger so you don't know they're there, and sometimes when you shit, little pieces get caught in the gouch gremlins, which sometimes leads to some form of surgery.
Tim tried to clean himself after that monster shit, but the gouch gremlins made it extremely difficult. So Tim shot himself.
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THE ALCOHOL GREMLIN:
A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain.
HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN:
Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana.
The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.
Typical Alcohol Gremlin Scenario:
Gremlin: Hey how are you?
Victim: I am fine.
Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle).
Victim: Where? (looks away)
Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
Victim: (left sober with the bill)
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The act of digging your finger up someones ass while they are clothed.
Brian: Why is Bryce avoiding you?
Ben: Because I gave him a massive gremlin claw a while ago.
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A group of females that turn into fiends for the cock after they do blow past midnight
"Andrew how'd you make out with those chickies last night" "shiiiit I feed them some coke around 12 and they turned into a group of Cum Gremlins!!""
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