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The extremely rare 6th Stage of Grief, Horny, is when someone begins feeling sexual pleasure from a once deeply saddening event. Examples of this include: Coping mechanisms, mourning, facebook groups.
Person 1: "I thought Matt was over Joanne's passing, but then he accidentally emailed me a photoshopped picture of him piping her..."
Person 2: He must be going through The 6th Stage of Grief
Prolonged grief disorder (PGD) is a mental disorder consisiting a clearly separated set of symptoms following death of close one. Symptoms include Depression, Emotional pain, Loneliness, Identity disturbance. Difficult accepting loss is also common. No guarantee onset of PGD. Known risk factors include one-time incidents: Miscarriage, Death either by homicide or suicide, Death in hospital. Long-term predictors include: Childhood separation anxiety, Parental abuse, Emotional dependency. Tricyclic antidepressants alone or together with interpersonal psychotherapy ineffective in reducing PGD symptoms, and psychotherapy designed specifically for PGD has been proven to be beneficial.
Or in typical urban dictionary fashion: Prolonged grief disorder is a mental disorder where a player is destroying player's bases and stuff for their own pleasure
The industry that wants control of all sides of the story, therefore the media claims to tell all sides of the story and be on everyone's side.
What the media and grief/tragedy/sympathy industry won't tell people is how on their own they really are, and how the industry doesn't give a fuck about them, it's a machine that depends on them to keep running.
An industry that pretends to be on your side, rooting for you instead of the events that make the industry possible (storms, crime, death, accidents, bad news).
The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry is a business, not a friend.
When people use tragic circumstances or events to promote themselves or services
Terrible fire yesterday in town, prayers for those lost RIP
We however do have a fantastic sale on fire blankets and lawnmowers so come on down...
"Shameful he is Grief Riding"
When someone close to you dies and you deal with depression by going shopping. Quite possibly with money to be inherited.
When Daniel’s father died, he did the ultimate grief shopping and bought a Mercedes.
When you experience the loss of a loved one and drown your sorrow by going on a shopping binge.
When her mom died, Debra went grief shopping and accumulated three pair of Louboutin platforms and two Gucci bags in an attempt to spend the grief away.