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Trick grooming

A technician used by broke hoes to train potential suitors to take care of them.

I’ve been ‘trick grooming” these simps in my inbox for months now.

by Dontwon From Corlett Ave. May 3, 2022


grooming excuse

Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.

These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.

Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?

Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.

by WineBusProf February 21, 2015


Groom

A male You're marrying on a wedding night

My groom is late again

by 459395 March 29, 2023


Grooming

The state of paying for someone else, paying for their rent and food etc. The difference between grooming and sexual grooming is that sexual grooming often leads to more criminal offenses then possible temporary situations. Parents often are considered to groom children for instance.

My mom was grooming me throughout high school.

by anon76889 January 15, 2021


Grooming

1. Combing hair
2. Dating a Minor, online

1. I was grooming my hair in the shower
2. Reploid REVO is infamous for Grooming Minors

by lolmaster444 March 14, 2024


Grooming

Grooming is having a relationship with someone younger kissing someone is not pronounced grooming but for them to have sexual activity is grooming

Person:Zoe Laverne was grooming Connor
Friend: how?
Person: she had sexual activity with him
Friend:no your wrong grooming is having sexual activity just because she twerked on him and convinced him to vape isn't grooming neither is a kiss

by Pxpcxnrzi September 10, 2021


Grooming

When a child is in the general vicinity of any protest, movement, demonstration, or slogan that supports equal human rights, or awareness of legal or social injustices for people who are not straight, women or white.

I took my kid to a drag queen story hour because awareness of diversity helps reduce bigotry and fear-based violence later in life, as is my right as a parent, and everyone on Twitter called it grooming.

by May 29, 2023

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