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(Adjective;) a teen in desperate need of attention and emotional support and love.
Dude, you need therapy, you're giving me vibes of The Golden Guard.
The hardest working and most important of the United States' 5 armed services, performing search & rescue, drug and illegal immigrant interdiction, as well as port security.
Dude, the US Coast Guard is the coolest fucking service ever!!
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A mockery of "hardcore" defined as a member of the National Guard (typically, though not necessarily a Guard Bum) who has served six years or more without a combat deployment, avoids deployments, or always seems to end up with cushy missions to Europe, the Baltic, or Central America. A Guard-Core Soldier or Airman is usually seen decked-out in more gear than necessary, is typically overly enthusiastic given his/her limited experiences, and frequently incorporates recruiting paraphernalia into his/her daily civilian wardrobe.
"Sergeant X is pretty Guard-Core considering he is overweight, has made a twenty year career out of the Guard and his only time spent overseas was that two-week trip to Latvia. Where does he get all those National Guard polo shirts? Why hasn't he gone to Iraq like the rest of the National Guard?"
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Glass or plastic panels in buffet restaurants that prevent nasal and oral excretions from being deposited in the food. The sneeze guard prevents the spread of disease.
The food at the dinner party was delicious, but there were no sneeze guards.
I noticed a long strand of hair dangling down from under the sneeze guard. Obviously, a short person ducked under it to reach for the food.
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A sex position where the man holds the woman's hands behind her back while standing from behind during sex. For a more realistic approach hand cuffs and or zip ties can be added.
"Man I went home with that girl last night and things almost got illegal. I had to hand cuff and prison guard that bitch."
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One whose employement is generally more than the mandatory one-weekend-a-month, but less than a full-time employee of the National Guard. Guard Bums are sometimes students and can find enough money to get by working several days a month or periodically attending extra military courses for the Guard.
When asked what he does for a living, John replied "I'm just a Guard Bum until the next deployment comes along."
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1: A girl's friends, who almost always make it uncomfortable to be around the girl you want to talk to. All girls have them, and they are a problem for most guys.
2: Dogs, usually Rottweilers or German Shepherds, used to guard prisons and other high security buildings.
"Hey, Terry, you should go talk to Maria"
"No way JT, she's got guard dogs like hell!"
"I'm almost out of jail! OH SH*T! I forgot about the guard dogs!"
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