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A often large and unsightly human female who refuses to let her friends get laid, not because she's a good person, but because she's evil.
The Damned fat girl who looks (and tackles) like a lineman and somehow alway busts in from nowhere, right when you're about to seal the deal with some broad, after having to listen to her garble on about Kittens and cheeses for hours.
Danny: "Dude! I totally would have got me some of that sweet ass!"
Steve: "What happened bro, did she split? she looked like she was about to vomit".
Danny: "Nah, Just as I was about to take her to the shagg'n wagon I got stuntdoubled by a guardian pig! she came in and swooped her up and gave me the finger!".
Steve: "Dammmn, you're lucky bro last time I got guardian pigged I got my shin chewed off, yeah that bitch was mean and hungry!".
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A condom.
She's horny and drunk, but I forgot my guardian angel. Damn.
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The kid that guards the toilet at parties. (Puking) Some are oblivious and think the Toilet Guardian just has a small bladder.
"Who's in the bathroom now?"
"O thats just the Toilet Guardian again."
"O not again!"
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Your masterful lord. Seen in the online game Planetside. Frequently misspelled as 'gaurdian of doom'
you got owned by the Guardian of Doom
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one of the sickest bands i have listened to along with Inflames, Children of Bodom, Dimmu Borgir, and Cradle of Filth
i have all knowledge of Rock, ask me the band i know it
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An electronic program that edits out swear words and the name "God" during a program.
It is an extremely annoying device used by ultra-conservative Christians to bug the hell out of anyone else. The device, oddly enough, makes the swear words stick out even more than they normally would. This makes a word like "hugs" become an inside joke since the term edited out is "sex".
TV Guardian really sucks! It turns a movie like "Tropic Thunder" into a silent film.
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1:A clan that treats its past villians with great disrespect and scapegoats the person all the time, and if you do even one bad thing and without reason or a lot with reason, they kick you while your down.
2: Another word for noob
The templar guardians hurted the high level played.
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