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After your done having aggressive anal with some mail order bride, you reach inside a McDonald's take out bag and shove a Filet o' Fish up her ass while using the bottom of a fountain drink to shove it up in there. (Fries Included)
Man 1: Man, I did the craziest shit last night!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!
Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
A carpet guppy is a girl that likes eating other girls out. They usually swing both ways, and will also suck a dick if they are presented with the opportunity.
Bro 1: “Bro did you hear that Kassandra is a fucking carpet guppy?”
Bro 2: “No fucking way bro she just sucked my dick last month!”
When you have a creased shirt and cannot afford to iron it
Hey billy you got a guppy shirt
A female who slightly resembles an ugly fish, specifically a guppy.
"Oh girl look at her!"
"She looks like a goddamn guppy bitch"
When a male produces fecal matter into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with her with said fecal matter still in her mouth
I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie
Super swell, large muscular being. More commonly known for deadlifying over 200kg and being stronger then a pelican.
Bruh, you look like a dehydrated guppy