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A little Turd house for all those assholes (little 5 yr old horny bitches) who wants to satisfy their millimeter boners by pretending their having sex with lego dolls by click ing a dance button. Thsi shit is not worth wasitng your youth, and vision for. It's pathetic.
Habbo: Hey, wanna cyber in my room?
loser: okeey!
Habbo: uhh uhhh oh yahhhh. my weiner aahhh
loser: lets talk too while doing it
Habbo: No talk, just keep making sounds, it's satisfying my rod.
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website where you can go and create ur own character, and go around places. Basically an interactive chatroom which your "mates" may try to get you to go on. Its a place where sad little girls or boys go to try and make friends, and ... dare i say it ... a bf/gf. Only for sadacts who cant socialise, or if u have nothing to do and want to laugh at townies.
"Omg I met the lushest boy on habbo, pete, he so lush"
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A shithole with a money slot.
If you're going to spend money on habbo hotel you might as well shove it up your ass instead.
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Habbo Hotel is a waste of your time and money. Most of the time you spend lining up to get into "dating" games, to trade or even to play a "fun" game. Don't spend your money on it as you have nothing to show for it. You are probally interacting with 50 year old men. All your getting is pixelated furniture and a badge that makes you feel superior to other habbos. I wasted four months on that crap before I got myself banned for no reason at all. It's just a place on the net filled with perverted people wanting cyber and immature people with nothing better to do. I'm sorry I even signed up for it and i'm glad I didn't spend $100 on it like some of my friends ecause its just for some junk.
Some Typical Conversations On Habbo Hotel
Girl habbo - Hey Hottie
Boy habbo - Hey sxc
Girl habbo - Do you have a room
Boy habbo - Yeah
Boy habbo - Um, wanna hav cyber
Girl habbo - Sure sxc
Habbo1 - Are you Habbo club?
Habbo2 - Yeah
Habbo1 - Show me your badge
Habbo2 - NO
Habbo1 - Don't talk to me you freak
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Habbo Hotel is a British based chat room/website based in England that is based around little pixelated people moving around the hotel. Users can make rooms, and spend real money on furni for their rooms, unless you win it, or scam. It's not a very good idea to buy furni on this site, because you're probably a fucking retard and it's just going to get stolen from you by the hundreds of people trying to get your password and install a keylogger on your computer.
Habbo: To dude, I just spent 50 bucks on credits. I'm going to make an awesome room.
Person: Give me your password.
Habbo: Why?
Person: You'll get more credits.
Habbo: Oh, awesome! Just what I need, more credits!
Person: Thanks.
Habbo: Oh, bobba! My credits are gone! Oh well, I'll just buy more.
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A form of dating involving the low-quality online social program called "Habbo Hotel". Habbo dating is only done by losers and pedophiles, as well as anyone dumb enough to be suckered in by the first two.
You're habbo dating? You must either be a pedo or an epic loser.
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Habbo Hotel has finally made it to the next level of being worst than before they now changed the homepage site and habbos now are doing adoption and they are just pixels you have real moms and dads why would you want a mom thats just a habbo what the hell why would you want furni if you already got furni at your house!? Once when you have been adopted you will think its out of hand now and you will want to not have her as a mom cause she has no furni.
habbo baby says Will you be my mommy?
habbo mom says Sure
2weeks later:
habbo Baby says I dont want you to be my mommy!
habbo mom says Why please dont leave me!!
habbo baby says i dont want you cause you dont have a room with furni!.
habbo mom says ok but please dont leave me!!
See what happenes to habbo hotel
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