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An alternative term for a cornish pikey
hey, look at that girl stealing road signs! Dirty rebekah Hancock!
To achieve vastly beyond one's abilities; seemingly without logical explanation.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.
"There's no chance I won't be arrested after committing all of these crimes. To get out of this, I need to pull a Hancock."
"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."
"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"
A man who masturbates on the toilet
Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u
Refers to where you sign your name to a document with disappearing ink, either because you don't want to actually be held to whatever contract/agreement that you've scribbled your signature on, or you fear that the person who's asking you to sign said document is merely trying to take advantage of you or trap you into something unreasonable/illegal, and so you're just trying to protect yourself from getting dragged into something you shouldn't be involved with.
I always insist that a contract-singer use a pen that I supply him with, so that I don't hafta worry about any Houdini Hancocks.
To be conned, swindled, screwed over, lied to etc.
Named for the former UK Health Secretary, who engaged in multiple extremely shady backdoor deals—not just the one he was ousted for.
“I thought this bitcoin investment scheme I saw on insta was legit, but I lost seven grand. I got properly Hancocked!”
When a person gets caught cheating on camera.
Matt Hancock got caught on CCTV snogging his aide, he was hancocked
When you get caught cheating in the most embarrassing way like Matt Hancock did.
Matt Hancock got Hancocked when the sun published a video of him with his mistress