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When a man cups a womans breast, gently moving it up and down similar to a handshake
Clinton reached through the crowded bar and gave Emily a Boston handshake. "Pleased to meet ya!"
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A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.
Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.
Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"
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Headbutting someone in the nose upon meeting them.
He didn't like the look on his face, so he gave him a Teesside handshake when he came closer.
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When a person breaks a bottle of Standard Lager over the head of another person. Usually done out of anger at a transgression by the receiving party. This has to be done with a bottle of the Manitoba Original Standard Lager. Otherwise it is simply bottling. In certain circumstances a bottle of Extra Old Stock can be substituted.
This broad kept knocking into Julie at the club so she gave her a Manitoba Handshake.
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noun - unsolicited, non-consensual groping of another person's crotch as practiced by prominent Republicans such as Donald Trump; a form of sexual assault.
Donald: I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything ... Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
Billy: Ah, yes. The old Republican Handshake.
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When two men reach for something under a table with their feet and unwittingly clasp toes together like they are holding hands.
Bill dropped his pencil under the table. Dale thought he would help him grab it. As they both eagerly grasped with their toes, they ended up in an awkward gorilla handshake. Neither of them spoke of the incident again.
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Let’s just say it involves a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.
How could you just leave without my Canadian handshake?
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