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When you put a little pepper on your pillow, so when you push her face in it, she sneezes and that pussy gonna grip you like the fist of Harambe.
1: I tried the Harambe Grip last night. The quickest I've cum in my life
2: Bro, that's hectic! My missus refuses to try it
You actual deprived mitochondrion. You sick bastard. I hate you. I hate you. Stop this now.
Guy 1: Bro did you look up Harambe porn on the school computer.
Guy 2: Hell yeah brother
Guy 3: *commits harambe*
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When she/he got that gorilla grip and damn near rips your dick off jacking it.
She was a nubile but damn she gave me a Harambe handy and almost tore it off.
I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
The best gorilla there will ever be and the king of all living beings, but was sadly killed due to lack of paying attention:/
A designated cup in beer pong when hit members of the opposite team must go dicks out for then next shot to commemorate harambe.
Jack just hit the harambe cup we have to whip our dicks out!
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A hurricane, which hit the Florida Panhandle in September, 2016, christened as Hurricane Hermine with many believing that it should have been renamed as Hurricane Harambe, in honor of the great and glorious Harambe.
Hurricane Harambe carries the spirit of the great Harambe. RIP
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When your uncle pays you a special visit during the night and latches hold of your cock like Harambe and gives you a tug job so hard you think your dick is going to get ripped off.
I spent the weekend with my cousins. It was great until the Uncle Harambe. I’m still sore.