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where u find all the dumb vactioners that don't know how to drive
look there is another vactioner going the wrong way on a one way street
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A Nebraska law that allows parents to legally get rid of their children at any point before the child in 19 years of age by dropping them off at a Nebraska Hospital.
If you don't shut your mouth I'm going to drive to Nebraska and Safe Haven your ass!
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the act of leaving a shower, supposedly clean, but yet still smell like the underside of a rotten beaver covered in shit stains
Man someone pulled a dirty haven in the gym.
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a town that everybody hates on. Most are jealous because you have no sense of style and your mother doesn't love you. Contrary to popular belief, not everyone in this town acts Italian (although who can blame them because Italians are awesome.) The BLOWOUT, originated in North Branford, do your homework. If you're going to insult us do it properly.
Hanging out a Club D&D or Lowes is always better than loitering around a house like a bunch of Porch Monkeys (i.e. Fair Haven, New Haven etc.) We spend money, because, shockingly, WE HAVE IT.
Does your town have an amazing soda company? Does it have it's own Christmas Song? Hi Hater.
and please, it's East Haven. if you're not from here, you're not allowed to call it Staven!
It's only okay when you talk ish about it when you live here.
North Branford Goon 1: What are we doing tonight?
North Branford Goon 2: I don't know, call some people from East Haven.
Sleazy Haven, Staven, E Staven, Easy Haven
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A s***hole of a town in CT. Poor whites, poor blacks, and a lot of smelly losers. Nobody wants to live/visit there but often are forced to in order to better their career through Yale. If Yale didn't exist the s***hole surrounding it known as New Haven wouldn't exist.
Hartford is a total dump but New Haven is where anything good goes to die.
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New Haven, One of few cities in Connecticut that isnt the stereotype of what CT is. New Haven is very diverse; Black, White, Hispanic, Asian, Indian not to mention all the different ethnic groups included in each race. There are safe sections of New Haven and grimey sections of New Haven, but what city isnt like that ? Most importantly a cool city to grow up in especially if you love the city type vibe. Yea people love to talk down on New Haven, but that just tells you that they're probably just a hater. If you never been to New Haven dont judge it based off of the other parts of Connecticut its nothing like the rest.( Bridgeport and Hartord not included) Home of some of the most humble people CT has to offer. AND THE BEST PIZZA IN THE USA do your research, HA
Person 1 : Connecticut is lame
Person 2 : nah you just never been to New Haven
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the place everyone wishes they had a beach house. a place where having a bike is far more important than having a car. you can spend the whole day at the beach (surfing, boogeyboarding because you KNOW we got THE best surf in the world) then go mini golfing at mr. tee’s or spend the night at fantasy island. or you could spend the afternoon shopping in bay village. you could even spend the day at the water park thundering surf! if it’s a wednesday night, go grab some snacks from murphy’s and watch the concert in the park. when your hungry, lord know you want chicken or the egg wings. oh and you know that beach haven has literally the best resteraunts in the world. beach haven is the best place on earth don’t fight me on this.
Friend: ugh i wish i had a beach house in beach haven!
Me: yea lol that place is THE shit