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A woman who's obsessive over celebrities very funny (bit odd but no shame) and tall!
she also likes to fumble the bag
omg amy heath wants to fuck Andrew garfield!!
Knight, sired by Knights,
A Knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem,
Praying to God,
Asking His forgiveness,
For the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy
When he saved a fatherless beauty
From the would-be ravishings
Of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece, he spent a year in silence
Just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so, without further gilding the lily,
And with no more ado,
I give to you the Seeker of Serenity,
The Protector of Italian Virginity,
The Enforcer of our Lord God,
The One --
The Only --
Heath Ledger
I wish Heath Ledger would Knight me.
a ghetto place in croydon we’re road men think they own the place
welcome to “ghetto” croydon
thornton heath - ghetto
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Only the greatest drink ever! If you manage to not die of fatal respiratory depression! The heath ledger is none other than champagne or any favorite alcoholic drink with 2mg of xanax, 15mg of oxycodone, promethazine (or benadryl if your a pussy), and if you can't sleep ambien (lol). The alcohol provides a base drunkness, the xanax creates further "blackout" so you can't remember the retarded shit you did on it, the oxycodone provides insane euphoria and pain relief from the stupid shit you do and the promethazine potentiates the former three! The ambien is for if you survive so you can sleep like a winrar and total bad ass saying "as if 4 controlled substances that all potentiate each other isn't enough I just added a 5th!". This drink is not FDA approved but if it were I would imagine our entire country would be dead and the remaining survivors leanin' pretty good. Think the G6 jet of cough syrup. If you can puff out a cough on this bad boy your an alien.
Fuck man that party was lame as shit so I grabbed my oxy and xanax and went diving through the kids grandma's medicine cabinet and whooped up the heath ledger, I don't remember anything from the past 24hours but I saw some video and apparently it was epic!
The Heath Ledger™ number one recommended drink for and by trolls!
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Is dead.
Heath Ledger swallowing a bottle of pills.
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Another way of saying something or someone is "hardcore". In reference to the candy bar, which has a hard candy core.
"Dude, we went to that Rammstein concert last night, and that shit was Heath Bar."
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A kind, handsome man who lives in Benton, Ar. A very smart man, who loves to hunt. He is pro-gun and voted for trump....
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