hidden angle

the angle formed by the positioning of your ballsack and your anus. It is normally a 90 degree angle, unless..........

Dude: Hidden angle sex is really reaalllyy not fun... hidden angle sex involves alot of condoms
Gay Dude: Hell yeah it does!

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Hidden Mickey

To pull ones under garments up so that it cuts into the scrotum, much like a man-toe. Now with one nut hanging each side, the person now yells 'HIDDENNNN MICKKKAAYYY' causing the receiver to look, and be objected to the sight of the givers dissected scrot.

Person1- "Hey bruh how was your weeken-"
Person2- "HIDDEN MICKEY!"
Person1- "AWWW NIIGGUHHH"

Mum- "Hey Tyrone, when ya gawna clean up yo room?"
Son- "HIIDDEENNNNN MICKKKAYYYYYYY"
Mum- "Son of a bitchh"

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hidden treasure

When your pubic hairs are longer than your dick and you often have to search to find it.

brad martin was rummaging through his groin area when he found his hidden treasure (2.5 inches)

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hidden monster

its when u r having sex with a pregnant woman and the baby insde her gives u head

i dont no an examlple

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Hidden Valley

High school located out in the middle of nowhere, where everyone knows everyone. Nothing fun to do out there besides get into trouble, drink or smoke weed.

Their FBLA program is baller being state champs for over a decade.

Friend: What school do you go to?
You: Hidden Valley
Friend: Sucks!

*at a competition event*
person: i think i'll do okay in my event
*see's that hv is competing in that event*
person: theres no way i'm going to place

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Hidden Pepper

When a Guy is about to eat a girl out, he has a jalapeno cut open and places it into her vagina. This causes her extreme pain.

Guy1: I gave a hidden pepper on my girlfriend, not sure why.

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hidden dick

its when your dick is hidden in your stomach and all you see is bush and balls.

zomg where did my dick go?! oh its in my stomach.... shit, i got hidden dick!

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