Hide A Geezer

The act of hiding a "wad" of come (male ejaculate) somewhere, usually in the home of someone else.

I got to his place 15 mins before him, so I had time to hide a geezer under his pillow.

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hide a nigga

When one gets sentenced to excessively large number of federal penitentiary years

Man, I can't mess around committing drug crimes because now the feds "will hide a nigga" for less than nothing without even going to trial.

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Hide the Oreo

The slick way of getting a morbidly obese female to fellatiate your twig and giggleberries when she says she doesn’t give that neck. Simply place an Oreo, preferably low calorie, near your meat rod and she will eventually sniff it out and devour it and anything close to it, thus including your man meat.

Man 1: Dude I finally got that fatty to give me some dome.

Man 2: HOW?

Man 1: We played hide the Oreo, and she found it and my cock too. Devoured it.

Man 2: Congrats bro; I’d always heard that fatties give the best throat. Seems true huh?

Man 1: As true as the sky is blue.

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hide the cat

to get high.

lets hide the cat before we go to the mall

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Hiding Out

V. Meant to name someone who turns their chat off to avoid speaking with friends on Facebook or other social networking sites.

" Hey, is - name - on facebook right now? "
" Yes, but they're hiding out. '

( Sends Message ) - Hey, I know your hiding out, turn your chat on and talk to me.

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Hide The Weiner

A game invented by Rich and Tubbz, involving concealing one's weiner in another person's orifice (usually the mouth). More often than not the term will be to used when commenting on someone who is pulling a face in which their mouth is open. For past, present or future use...
Is similar to the terms "Hide The Sausage", "Hide The Salami" and "Go/Went Balls Deep"

Past Tense:
*Someone pulls appropriate face*
Rich: Hey Tubbz I "Hid The Weiner" in that gapin' hole
Present Tense
Tubbz: Yo' can people not interrupt me when I'm "Hiding The Weiner" please?
Future Tense
Rich: Oh Yeah, I'd definitely "Hide The Weiner" in that orifice!!!

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hide the poo

A game played within a friends house. The aim being to hide faecal matter somewhere in the house for as long as possible.

I played Hide the Poo in Sasha's house, 6months later and she still hasn't found it!

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