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Ever sense my little sister started listening to Hillary Duff, I lock my doors at night.
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An American female politician whom most guys pretend to find unattractive, but secretly find rather hot, due to factors such as looking somewhat like Emma Thompson, stimulating political disagreement, exciting prospect of forbidden carnal knowledge, ambiguous male / female dominance and submission roles and maybe a spanking if she's been bad.
Jim was ragging on about "that b*tch* Hillary Clinton" last night but I know that he sometimes whacks off while fantasizing about her.
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When your vagina stinks so much it has murdered everything that has smelled it (and even touched it and seen it) but the FBI can't arrest you because you yourself didn't murder them. It's just your dank pussy
I met a girl at a bar who Hillary Clitoned her boyfriend because he threatened to spill her secrets.
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A much villified (past & present) former first lady who is too smart to let the "vast" number of right wing Shite Stains and "Christian" GOPers keep her down. Screw their glass ceilings and hopes for a totalitarian state run by OWM (Old White Men).
Hillary Clinton has the support & respect of at least 50% of free thinking Americans and is even more admired abroad. The rest of the can go take a hike. Hillary says... "Bite me!"
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The largest ass known to man. Although, since 2008, some experts have claimed that a new phenomena, known as the Michelle Butt, may actually surpass it in size. Alas, no photo is known to exist off the two side by side.
When Gennifer Flowers posed nude in Penthouse Magazine, she declared that she was doing something Mrs. Clinton could never do. "No way that Hillary Butt could fit on one page," said Flowers.
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A fake, manipulative, dirty mean bitch. That people all hate.
When Hillary dabs and whips and still doesn't become president
I'm still quite mad dude, she should've won with her sad-hillary