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hinge bae

if you match with someone on hinge and they are bae

I was just messaging my hinge bae isaac

by bejwishsjej February 8, 2023


on a hinge

Being left in a state of unknown. Expected to pivot and go in any direction at any time. Last minute scheduling and schedule changes resulting in conflict in every day life.

I might be traveling to the other side of the world this week but my company expects me to live life on a hinge because that won't be confirmed until I either receive my airline ticket the day before or wake up at home the day after the project starts.

by AriaHero November 6, 2019


Mr Fung Hing

Mr Fung Hing is the absolute best HaSS teach. Don't take him for granted as the next high school geography teacher will be ass. Trust me. Mr Fung Hing always marks the tests late, but thats alright because he is the kahoot GOD. Oreos for prizes, fun tasks, and comes from the most chill country in the world, Mauritius.

The new teacher, Mr Fung Hing, is the absolute beast and legend and needs a raise!

by ACKtbt June 17, 2022


minge hinge

A crucial moment in a relationship in which the future of the relationship (and therefore possible sexual relations) hangs in the balance.

Jake: How's it going with you and Sarah?

Ed: I'm not sure man, I think i've reached the minge hinge.

by trigger_hippy October 16, 2010


Minge hinge

vaginal lips

My minge hinge is flapping again

by Bumtingy February 8, 2019


hinge cringe

The disturbed feeling one experiences when viewing questionable, weird, or unattractive content on a potential suitor’s dating profile.

He’s cool in person but his profile for sure gives girls hinge cringe. He def needs to hire a curator.

by $w@gMoneyRecords May 3, 2024


Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.

Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!

by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022