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When a man engages in a sexual act with a bull moose. The man will attempt to insert the moose's antlers in his anal cavity while drinking Grey Goose vodka out of the Stanley Cup.
Dude, after watching the Colbert Report I totally did some Canadian History. It was wicked awesome!
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A depraved sexual act symbolically representing Canada's place in the world, in which one person, representing Canada is put on a loose leash by a Queen, while being simultaneously ejaculated and defecated on from their mate below.
The resulting act is known throughout the world for both it's difficulty, humility, and the passive aggressive submissiveness of it's protagonist.
We decided to spice up our sex life by doing the History of Canada. It was very strange doing the History of Canada for the first time. As the man underneath kept rolling over to defecate or continue coitis depending on which was more urgent. Meanwhile a man with a lisp holding a leash giggled and commented from several feet away.
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Something the average person in the United States doesn't know anything about!
Person 1: Who's the first president of the United States?
Person 2: I don't know anything about US History!
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The most depraved sexual act known to mankind kept as a hidden secret from Canada to preserve its' innocence. In detail, the ******** are inserted into ******* using the ******* with ******** moose antlers ****** **** ***** maple syrup **** ***** around five times ***** *** ******* until the **** ***** affectionately called "the Mounties" use **** ***** all over the ****. The resulting **** ***** *** ****** are then used as lubricant for ******** **** **** into ****** **** **** with ***** **** **** Stanley Cup.
I can't believe we just did Canada's History.
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a sexual act designed to tell a story through symbolic devices: specifically in this case, that story is the history of Canada. As an element of foreplay, the man pours some maple syrup on the woman's body, and licks it off of her abdomen, breasts, nipples, and vulva in that respective order. In honor of Samuel De Champlain's voyage by canoe through Lake Nipissing, the man rubs is penis lengthwise along the woman's vulva, and she bears down hard to spray his genitals with her urine. Then the man and woman perform oral sex on each other, burying their faces in each other's pubic hair, representing the fur trade. The man has intercourse with the woman doggy style, while slapping her buttocks vigorously, representing the French and Indian Wars. He also fists the woman's vagina; however she subsequently fists the man's anus; this exchange represents the War of 1812. After this point in history, Canada is known mostly for participatory, but not pivotal roles in world affairs. Therefore, any combination of missionary position and fingering are used to bring the woman to orgasm, representing the post-WWII prosperity of the country. Finally, the man ejaculates all over the woman's face, representing the sovereignty of Quebec.
Wife: I just feel like there isn't any excitement in our sex life, eh.
Husband: I think it's that we just don't have enough energy after all our other responsibilities, eh, the kids, work.
Marriage Counselor: Like I haven't heard that a trillion fucking times, eh!! You two should learn Canada's History like any responsible citizens would! Now get the fuck out and fuck!!!
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Defined by Stephen Colbert of the Colbert report("Coal-bear Re-pore") as a sex act that uses Moose antlers (including the skull), maple syrup, and the stanley cup. This sexuall act is performed when two gay french canadians give eachother hot maple syrup enemas, and then release maple syrup covered fecalmater into the stanley cup. Soon after said gay french canadians battle to the death with moose antlers and reach arounds........the survivor gets a large serving of french fries and gravy for pleasing the canadian moose god (a.k.a. the maple moose)
1-"Man frank sure is walking funny".
2- "He must of had too much "canada history" last night"
1- "ahhhh so thats why his farts smell like maple syrup, and french fries with gravy".
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Changed history in order to manipulate the people of a country.
Macedonian history is falsified history by a Serbian ,in fact Macedonia is a Bulgarian province.
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