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Usually defined as a male or female who enjoys sexual intercourse with an overweight member of the opposite sex.
Those who think Rosy O’Donnell is hot are called Heavy Hitters
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A person (usually a male) who has a freaking hard time finding a girl that's not out of her mind OR one who suffers from OCD of some manner.
"Dude, I am such a poor hitter. in the last three dates i've gone on, all the ladies have been freakin' crazy!"
"That sucks dude, for you anyways. I don't care."
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A guy that sticks his penis in all a girls holes.
Mike is a Triple Hitter, Wendy. You really want it in your mouth, vagina, and ass?
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When Mexican Americans, Chicanos (or any nationality) owns a "low rider" which operates using hydraulic switches. In Southern California in the 1950s and early '60s, young Chicanos created a car style called "lowrider" that expressed the pride and playfulness of Mexican American culture.
The peak of lowrider culture came in the 1970s on Whittier Boulevard in Los Angeles, a wide commercial street that cut through the barrio of the city. Gliding along Whittier on Saturday nights in the '70s were brightly-painted cars modified by young Mexican American men to ride low to the ground, fitted with special hydraulics to make them bounce up and down!
Hey, look at that badass switch hitter!
I bounced so high in my switch hitter that I squashed my nuts!
I wonder if those switch hitters get tired of bouncing!
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A person who cheats, or has more than one "signature swing."
Joe: I thought Bob was with Amber, not Tracy?
Dan: Looks like Bob's a real switch hitter; he's got two signature swings.
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Can be used to describe someone who has the ability to maturbate with both of his hands. Either separately or simultaneously.
Timmy: I’ve always been a switch hitter
Sally: You’ve never held a baseball bat
Timmy: I’m talking about my bat.
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