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the hispanic version of putting a pointless word after lol.
MexicanN00b: chupa verga holmes, why you use hax?
SalvadorianN00b: lol holmes
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When a female, or male if you walk on that side of the road, gives you a hand job and instead of using the classic method of jerking the penis they feel all around the crotch area as if they are Sherlock Holmes looking for a clue.
Guy 1: When she touched your junk was it a regular handsy or a Sherlock Holmes?
Guy 2: It was a Sherlock Holmes she was touching all over the place!
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When a male gets two females to get on their hands and knees with their two asses facing each other. Then the male puts a strap-on on backwards and gets between them both. This drives both women wild and resembles the trademark hat of the worlds most famous detective.
I gave those whores a sherlock holmes.
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a drastic and abrupt fluctuation to the state of arousal in which a fully erect penis losses all blood flow becoming irreversibly flaccid. Commonly repulisive or offensive behavior such as marrying Tom Cruise can lead to this, at times downright embarrassing condition.
"and then what?"
-"she pulled down her panties."
"annnd then??"
-"I don't want to talk about it bro."
"c'mon, you're killing me. what did she do next?"
-"she grabbed a cereal bowl..."
"OOO..KKK...???"
-"and then she squat over it and took a shit."
"what the fuck?"
-"yeah bro. the smell was awful."
"I can't believe that. That chick is so unbelievably hot. What the hell did you do?"
-"what do you think I did? I put my pants back on and split."
"you didn't even have her give you a hummer or a hand job after sitting through something like that?"
-"dude...she shit some nasty fume filled diarrhea in a cereal bowl 6 inches away from me. No hummer or hand job in the world would have done any good. It was so Katie Holmes bro, that black dude from the Green Mile couldn't have even fixed my wood."
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a very Hot Actress who's only 26 use to date and was engaged to chris klein but not anymore. she plays in Dawsons Creek. movies. abandon the gift. go teaching mrs. tingle and disturbing behavior.
Katie Holmes Very Great Actress and hot wish i could Date her if i was rich.
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To pull a sherlock holmes, to lay back in a chair and start smoking/ taking drugs.
"Leo came right home from school and pulled a sherlock holmes! I mean, cummon!"
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A person that dresses half country-western and half urban hip-hop. Most have a bi-polar disorder.
Man, check out Jimmy's sweet cowhide vest over his super FUBU jersey - dude is sporting a serious Cow-Holmes look.
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