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A particularly nasty and stupid person whose words and actions evoke anger and resentment in others. Also, a good way to describe a buffoonish person who defies description.
Driver: Hey, that driver just cut me off then gave ME the finger!
Friend: What an asshole hooker!
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Preparation of a place, such as a hotel room, that involves removing or hiding in a safe, all valuables and personal information such as a Driver's License so that the hooker that you bring there doesn't steal anything of value or, more importantly, can't link you being there.
Please go hooker proof our room before the hired help arrives. The last time we used this service, that bitch stole my wallet!
a women that uses her vagina as lure to fish for men, uses pregnancy to trick the men to marry then uses children and divorce to sustain her living habits and ultimately ruin men's life. In fact, more nasty than a normal hooker.
a normal hooker at least does not ruin the man's life. a marriage hooker completely ruins a man's life forever
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A mixed drink containing 1 shot of Bacardi white rum, 1 shot of triple sec, and two shots of pineapple juice, shaken, and served over ice in a highball glass. Garnished with a cherry. Possible variant uses only one shot of pineapple juice and adds a shot of orange juice.
Oh man, I had a couple Honolulu Hookers last night and now my wallet is missing!
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A person who is paid money to sexually arouse a customer by way of the internet.
The internet hooker began taking her clothes off after she received 5o dollars.
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In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent.
Sami: Hey that was my point it hit the line!
Hayley: No it was mine!
Sami: You hooker!
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A simple, old-school mobile phone that still does just what a mobile phone is supposed to do: making and receiving phone calls and texts. Nowadays acquired at 7/11 stores almost exclusively by girls that have to migrate to another country to 'work' and need a budget handphone to be reached.
a.k.a. "a green button-red button" phone.
Joe: "hey man, what's that relic on the table?"
Will: "Thats my mobile phone, pal. I know nowadays everybody goes out with a TV in their pockets, but I can't stand it and all I need is my good ol' reliable hooker's phone. It never let me down".
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