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After a long day's work, there's not much that beats a little horisontal refreshment.
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The act of laying down on something, and flailing your arms and legs about to music, thus creating the effect that you are dancing.
(Laying on bed talking)
Kenzie: This is a good song!
Caitlin: I have to dance but im too lazy to get up...
Kenzie: Now is a time for Horizontal dancing!
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i'm pretty merged dude, i think i'll get horizontal!
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While in the middle of fucking her sideways bend her knees backwards and tie them around your back
"Oi that sheila was never the same after i gave her the good ol' horizontal wheelchair"
n., a euphemism for not wanting to go out with your friends, in other words, your bed.
Friend: wow the bar was really jumped in last night, babes everywhere. So where the hell were you?
Me: I had a rough week at work, so I went to Club Horizontal instead!
When you're making sweet sweet love while wearing full PPE including (but not limited to) hard hat, safety glasses, steel toe boots, flame retardant clothing, and face shield.
She had a sore on her lip so I made sure to use the Horizontal Hansen
Definition: when wrestling naked and it slips in
Me and my girl were fighting it turned into the horizontal scuffle