Floating Hotdogs

Floating Hotdogs is a mood or a feeling you get when you are single or recently broken up with someone and you are looking for an another partner but there’s no option or no chance with you being with someone. While you’re having no chance with anyone and spending your time all alone being a sad fuck. All your friends are fucking, making out, touching each other and loving each other. And plus your good looking friend is starting to get more attention by the other gender. While you sit there looking like a potato. And to make things worse your ex could be flirting with other guys and getting more touchy and having more fun compared to you being with your ex.

To make things short, The emotion Floating Hotdogs is caused by you being a antisocial bitch and having no chance with someone while you see your friends in love.

Closest emotions to Floating Hotdogs might include Sad, Jealousy, Heartbroken, Hating yourself, Feeling like you’re not good enough, Looking for love, Forever alone, Still a virgin and Feeling like a potato

I’m a bit feeling Floating Hotdogs today.

It sucks feeling Floating Hotdogs man

hotdog hole

A term used in golf during a 2 v 2 match, typically after the halfway house where your partner is “out of the hole”. Leaving a 1 v 2 situation while your partner sits in the cart eating a hotdog for the remainder of the hole.

“Where’s your partner at ? What does he lie ?”

“He hit his tee shot in the water. He’s done. Hotdog hole for him”

hotdog in a well

When a girls vagina is so gaping wide your penis never makes contact with the side walls or cervix. It only dips in the pooled secretions.

A:"So what's it like picking Hillary's locks?"
B:"Its a hotdog in a well."

Hotdog Brigade

A random scapegoat created on the fly to absolve oneself of all blame.

"Sean! Quit shooting bottle rockets at me! I'm trying to sleep!"

"Mom it's the hotdog brigade!"

Hotdog Neck

When the back of your neck is so fat..it looks like a pack of hotdogs

Curt, the guy who looks like a Walrus is so fat, he has developed a hotdog neck

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hotdog safari

when one is on the hunt for cock.

"Where's Jane?"
"I dunno...hotdog safari?"

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Hotdog Water

you use this word to insult someone online but also make them confused abt what they have just been called. THhis leaves them in a situation to where they dont know if they should be mad at you or laughing at you for using that word

Kaelynn Weber: hey nick you smell like hotdog water
NIck: should i be mad or haooy you just called me that

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