Hurts Doughnut

-phrase-(HURTS DOUGH-nit) Commonly used as a joke before a fight. Usually asked in context of a question to confuse the victim, so as to make them think you're offering them a doughnut. When said properly, you're supposed to make out the words "Hurts, don't it?" in a southern-like accent.

Season 7 Episode 6 of "Family Guy" (approx. 12:28)
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hey Omar! Want a hurts doughnut?"
Omar to Peter Griffin "Um...OK?"
Peter Griffin punches Omar in the face.
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hurts, don't it?"
Peter Griffin laughs.

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butt-hurt

(verb) An exaggerated and inappropriately strong and negative response to a perceived insult or slight. Associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the perceived slighter.

My last girlfriend was always getting butt-hurt everytime she got wind of me going over to Shannon's. 'Too bad....' Shannon gasped in my ear, picking up the pace of yet another sex marathon we had started as she rode my cock hard, continuing she concluded ".... she wasn't here so I could show her how to suck your cock right".

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Burt Hurt

What Elly is getting right now in 2020

I’m only kidding don’t get Burt hurt.

hurt bucket

a female of inadequate attractiveness/sexiness at the bar or other social gathering.

Man, she is fine, but her girlfriend is a hurt bucket.

hurt box

to be in a state of emotional or physical distress

man i drank way too much last night i am in the serious hurt box

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Hurting for a squirting

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.

"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!

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Not hurting for pussy

A phrase that means when a man that is either very good looking or has a big dick or has a lot of money who has no problem getting laid. These three traits are usually never all possessed at the same time otherwise this would make him the perfect male. Only one trait is all a man needs to get non stop pussy.

Richard sure is not hurting for pussy, he must have a huge dick because he is one ugly motherfucker!