Sunglass Hut

¹ A place whose sole commodity is offered by virtually every other retail establishment, only at a much higher price.

² A front for something bigger, something clandestine, and very likely something sinister.

Each Sunglass Hut is either a front for the mob, the Illuminati, or for some other secret organization.

How little sense it makes that they can stay in business, especially with the economy the way it is, just goes to show you how poorly disguised that something else is.

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Pizza Hut

want to eat:
food thats been on the floor?
out of date salad?
pasta with dead beetles in?
pure grease?

then come to pizza hut!

"shit i dropped this pizza, oh well, theyll never know..."

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Pizza Hut

Also known as "Pizza Butt". Excessively greasy pizza with crap tasting sauce. Disgusting cold. Sausage topping known to cause explosive diarrhea.

Dude, whats that brown liquid dripping from your shorts? Oh, that's just my anal leakage from eating Pizza Hut.

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Beer hut

A place out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere where the boys gather up on Friday night to drink beer raise hell and have a damn good time.

Let’s go get piss rowdy at the beer hut this weekend.

sex hut

hut on nuke from csgo but it has sex in front of it so its a really funny joke

"One at hut"
"Hut? More like sex hut! Hahahahah"

Pissa Hut

A knockoff of Pizza Hut that only serves Pizza drenched in piss instead of grease.

p1: Wanna go to that new restaurant?
p2: PISSA HUT? EWW DO YOU HAVE A PISS FETISH OR SMTH
p1: Uhhh

hut-burn

Used as an adjective, the poor fellow prescribed with suffering from this, has eaten enough pepperoni pizzas from Pizza Hut to have a heart burn and bowel-eruption combo in less than a few hours.

It can be suppressed by a full retreat to the nearest restroom or a violent chain reaction of flatulence. If not suppressed, the worst symptom is usually the everlasting diarrhea, which will most likely burn like hell from the pepperoni and spices.

Friend: "Woah, you look horrible!"

"Yeah, I've had a little Hut-burn goin' on since yesterday. Gotta tell ya man, NO ONE, out-pizza's the Hut."