I'm Brian

The act of placing any long (or short) item against your crotch in an attempt to make it look like an erect penis. (i.e. pool stick, fishing rod, finger).

Blake: "Tate what are you doing over there?"

Tate: "I'm Brian!"

i'm gay

Idubbbztv's most popular sentence

-say summ gay shet
(jumps down)
i'm gay

I'm the Adult

A stupid excuse for parents, who think that being an adult makes them have dominance over their kids. (Which it does, unfortunately, but still...)

Kid: Why do you get to call my brother stupid, but I can't? Parent: Because I'm the Adult. Kid: that's not a reas... Parent: (interrupts) I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A CHILD! BECAUSE IM THE ADULT!

I'm cold

really means: i want a hug

Girl: I'm cold.
Boy: (Puts arm around girl)
Girl: That's better.

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I'm Scared

Something a person may think to themself alone at night, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.

Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.

"I don't know what to do. I'm scared."

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I'm like

the beginning of every juicy gossip story. Because these people aren't exact they must just be like.

So she's like "that's a slutty dress" and I'm like "go fuck yourself"

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I'm soft

is a phrase commonly used to refer to the feelings you get towards something of appeal. It is a common phrase among pop culture *ie kpop, army/armies, and other fandoms.

example: Jeon Jungkook is so cute and squishy, I'm soft *or I'm soft for him/her

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