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I'm not okay. Text me. I'm possibly really pissed at you.
Boy: How are you?
Girl: I'm fine... :(
Boy: I'll be at your house in 10 minutes!
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The act of placing any long (or short) item against your crotch in an attempt to make it look like an erect penis. (i.e. pool stick, fishing rod, finger).
Blake: "Tate what are you doing over there?"
Tate: "I'm Brian!"
A stupid excuse for parents, who think that being an adult makes them have dominance over their kids. (Which it does, unfortunately, but still...)
Kid: Why do you get to call my brother stupid, but I can't? Parent: Because I'm the Adult. Kid: that's not a reas... Parent: (interrupts) I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A CHILD! BECAUSE IM THE ADULT!
Idubbbztv's most popular sentence
-say summ gay shet
(jumps down)
i'm gay
Girl: I'm cold.
Boy: (Puts arm around girl)
Girl: That's better.
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Something a person may think to themself alone at night, staring blankly at the ceiling.
Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.
Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.
"I don't know what to do. I'm scared."
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the beginning of every juicy gossip story. Because these people aren't exact they must just be like.
So she's like "that's a slutty dress" and I'm like "go fuck yourself"
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