y = I don't give a shit

If you use this sentence, it means you hate mathematics like me. This sentence is the ENEMY of all mathematics universe.

Teacher: So have you found the value of "Y" john?
John: Yes miss.
Teacher: Then tell me.
John: y = I don't give a shit
Class: *laugh*

17👍 5👎

I could give two shits

A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.

Jerome: I could give two shits.
Lewis: You're a fucking idiot. Die.
Jerome: What?

265👍 212👎

i could give two shits

Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"

Synonymous with "I don't care.:

"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"

182👍 142👎

I could give two shits

This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.

So that prick over there hates me? I could give two shits about him!

183👍 155👎

I just want to shit with the birds

An expression for someone who doesn't have high expectations or large goals in life.

Anthony: All I want out of life is an apartment and a puppy.
Alex: You're really shooting for the stars there huh?
Anthony: No, I just want to shit with the birds.

12👍 9👎

I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.

guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision

I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

When you really do not care about anything at all.

Coined by the Tourettes Guy.

Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

189👍 32👎