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Peebles is a department store located in the Hoosick St. Plaza of Troy NY. Known as a company that once attempted to be known as 'Peoples', but had to change it to Peebles because of the way their entirely Hispanic and Mentally Challenged work force pronounced the name. The first major department store chain to recommend you wash the clothing you purchased from their store before wearing to avoid become infested with Puerto Rican Fleas that has transferred from their employees and woven its way deep within the fabric of their garments. Peebles is a proud employer of Confidential Police Informants, child rapist, child pornographers, the illiterate, low level but active criminals, and of course those who reek like a broken Taco Bell toilet. Hence all of the Puerto Ricans. Many Puerto Rican employee's sell Marijuanna to the underaged children of customers in order to support their Crack addiction and leave large foul bowel movements on the floor because they have never seen a real toilet and as a result are to developmentally delayed in their potty training, but will adamantly deny this true fact out of embarrassment if ever confronted.
John: Hey Juan, you work at the Peebles on Hoosick st in Troy
Juan:Se' Señor, but only till I get my food stamps, then Im retiring
John: The Peebles Department Store (Troy NY).
John: You have fleas jumping off you.
Juan: Se' Señor.
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"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.
Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin
“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”
A b**ls**t US-government branch that is responsible for the eroding of our infrastructure and negatively impacting the lives of its citizens in general.
Ever since "The Donald" came to power, most of the government branches have largely "jumped the fence" and consolidated themselves into one huge Department of the Deterior!
when someone has an ass thicker than the sun 100 times over again.
dude 1: did you see that girl over there?
dude 2: no, why?
dude 1: Because she was hung in the ass department, you should have seen it every time she took a step her ass jiggled and caused a shockwave.
Secret Anomaly Investigation
We contain anomalies and examine them
I am an agent of the SAI Department
A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.
* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?